Anyways, the booking took place in Dallas Texas. The client flew me there from Miami and put me up in a hotel. For the life of me I am having trouble remembering the name of this silly hotel. It was a nice hotel, but old and said to be 'haunted'. I don't believe in haunted places so I really paid it no attention when I arrived there and settled into my room.
Typically, I would travel with my sound machine, for I listen to WHITE NOISE when I sleep at nights. It is great to take when traveling a lot so you can drown out all the cars and people in the hallways at nights. This trip was a very short trip and I wanted to travel as lightly as possible and left the sound machine back home.
It was time to get in bed and so I am trying to wind myself down, and thought I would take a hot shower. The place was in fact old. It had heavy old wood doors, big huge windows with heavy drapes that covered them. As I take my shower and get out to dry, the mirrors in the bathroom are all fogged up. It is a small bathroom, nothing fancy like you see in some hotels today. In fact this place still had shower curtains (eeewww, I hate shower curtains). It was a bit windy out this night in Dallas, Texas and I could hear cricks and cracks from the building. Enough to just give you the hibbie-jibbies, even if the place was never said to have been haunted.
Anyways, I get myself dressed for bed (undies and a t-shirt). While I am in the bathroom brushing my teeth, I can't see in the mirrors yet still from the fog. I lean over to spit my toothpaste into the sink when all of the sudden something pinches my left butt cheek. (DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID?) "Something just pinched my BUTT CHEEK!!! I scream VERY loud and jump up and back about 3 feet. My heart is racing and I feel myself being scared and nervous. After I was able to look behind me and around me to see what in the heck or who in the heck just pinched my bottom, I come to realized that I wasn't so lucky to have some cute sexy male ghost pinching my bottom, but instead only getting smacked by the elastic of my undies that were a bit twisted I guess, and stretched out when I bent over to spit out my toothpaste to straighten themselves out. SIGH!!!!