
Okay is it me or does it seem like we almost look for things to happen on Monday to us just so we can have a really good "Not Me - Monday" story? Not Me!
However, when looking for my "Not Me!" funny stories, life is what happens to you while your busy making other plans. Three things that I did NOT plan to occur today Monday so I could write about my "Not Me, Monday" post.
1. I did not just wake up to have flash backs of my entire pregnancy with Morgan, where my daily routine would be to wake-up, and before I could even pee, I would puke up my entire stomach until my ears felt like they were going to bleed and then so gracefully pee all over the floor and in my pants as I am puking. I can handle blood and guts, but I can not handle very many 'smells'. So this morning Milo my fat cat did not come purring around me after just getting out of his littler box, just to give me a whiff of his rear-end causing me to run over to the sink gagging as if I am going to lose last nights dinner. To which I did not think I had it under control to find myself running across the house into my bathroom to get into my puking position and puke and pee on myself this morning. Not ME!

3. Last but not least, no I did not stay up till 1:00 am messing around on my computer, installing Norton Antivirus and scanning my computer for a couple of hours because my computer wouldn't allow me to get into my blogs or any blogs period, when I could not have gone to bed at 9:00 pm when Morgan went down. Because I did not keep getting an error message saying that my computer was coming up like a virus and so in order to protect the blogging site and the other bloggers I was not allowed in. I did not almost have a panic attack because I could not blog before going to bed, for surely it was not all that important to me to show my new hair cut/color, and it did not have to be done last night before going to bed in which it did not get it posted at 12:23 AM (MONDAY) morning, to which it then became a "Not Me - Monday" story. Not Me!!!!
And by the way I did NOT have 3 others up as late as me that did not leave me comments around 12:35 am. No Not Me.... so no need to go look at my comments because there wont be any there. LOL
PS: No, Mr. Milo, my sticky booty kitty, did not just bring me this while I am sitting here trying to write out my "Not Me Monday" stories. While it is not seriously 9:54 AM because then that means there is still a lot of 'Not Me Monday' left. Sigh.... NOT ME!!!

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P.S.P.S. (or is it P.P.S.S.??) - No I do not just realize that my "Not Me - Monday" stories don't have to happen on MONDAYS! I just have to share my "NOT ME" moments on Mondays. Yes, maybe I don't need to add the low lites after all. Click
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Gosh where is my brain this morning? How could I leave out a NOT ME moment...
I did not go in Morgans room at 12:53 AM before going to bed myself and sneak my daughter that was sound asleep out of her crib, just to sneak in a bottle so she did not wake me up at 2:00 AM herself. Nah....NOT ME!!!!