{Hubby is rubbing my leg with his foot....}
Me: You trying to get splinters?
Hubby: {chuckle}
{Hubby inches a little closer to me...}
Me: I don't think you really want to be that close to me right now.
Hubby: Why, you ripe? {chuckle}
Me: Yeap, I haven't showered all day.
Hubby: Why don't you see if you can go a whole week without showering?
Me: You dare me?
Hubby: I double dog.... I triple dog dare you.
Me: Do you want to go a whole week without sex?
Hubby: NOOOOOO!!!
Me: Well, I guess I just won then!!!
Both: {Laughing out loud....}
So I guess its time to shower and shave my legs, before they are mistaken for two new pets in the home and my kitties get depressed over it.