Not Me, Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

But.... before you head over there, see what I so did not do this week. Did not!!!

I did not put my daughter in the door hanging swing, only to look over 5 minutes later to see her bouncing herself to sleep. While I did not think it was cute and funny, did not run over and grab my camera to snap these photos, instead of taking her out and putting her in her bed. I did not almost pee my pants when I made a noise that startled her, making her jump up with her eyes still shut, only to to have her bounce a couple of times, putting herself back to sleep. I did not do that so I do not know how I got these pictures in this collage.

I did not beat my husband 2 straight nights in Yahtzee, either..... and I am not bragging about it here in my Not Me, Monday post.  Because, I am more humble and have more class to behave in such immature childish ways.  I mean come on, who would ever need to pridefully brag about beating their spouse in any board game to the world on her blog?  Not me!?

PS: I never in a million years would allow my baby girl to find one of her old cheerios on the floor and watch as she put it in her mouth to eat. Not me!!