Sunday, January 4, 2009

Not Me! Monday -

I haven't done this in awhile, and I am sure I have plenty of others to share, but for now I will be quick and share one!!!

I surely did not get upset while walking around Macy's at the mall for not having a bathroom with a changing table in it. And, I absolutely did not take Morgan into the dressing room instead and lay her on the floor to change a dirty diaper. While I did not run out of wipes. And while I was not changing Morgan, she did not start peeing right there on the floor, because I didn't only bring in one diaper and what little wipes I had, instead of the entire bag. Why would I do that? So, I did not, no I didn't, take what part of the dirty diaper I could to wipe up and soak up the pee that was on the floor, while looking around and above me, to see if there were surveillance cameras watching this entire event take place. While I was not doing any of that, I also did not shake my head while looking up to look for spy cams, mumbling with my mouth at them "this is what you get for not having a changing table in your bathrooms, in a department story for CHILDREN."

Nope, that wasn't me. NOT ME!!!

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Today's Quote

Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.

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