I then did not get beat by Mark in a round of Texas Hold'em Poker.
(Why did I say "all in", when I knew I didn't have it?)
And I most certainly did not become a big fat sore loser when he beat me 3 straight rounds in Yahtzee. Then while pouting, put all the games away, put Hunter to bed, fed Morgan, only to have her puke all over me because she does not have the most hyper-sensitive gag reflex I have ever seen next to mine. The slightest little chunk in her mouth and the girl gags, chokes and then pukes likes the exorcist child.
And I absolutely am not posting this next picture of a pile of laundry that my husband so sweetly helped me wash just to tease him. I found my GREEN sweater mixed in with the REDS and PINKS wash...... to later tell him, "honey just because it says pink on it, doesn't mean it gets washed with the pinks." What can I say my husband had a blonde moment. I guess men have them too!!!
Unlike me, he was a good sport about it and giggled over it, and said that "I was clever to notice that and made a funny out of it."
So there you have it folks..... a Not Me Monday carnival. Now head over to MckMama's blog and get your laughs on!!!!