Sunday, January 4, 2009

Not Me! Monday -



I haven't done this in awhile, and I am sure I have plenty of others to share, but for now I will be quick and share one!!!

I surely did not get upset while walking around Macy's at the mall for not having a bathroom with a changing table in it. And, I absolutely did not take Morgan into the dressing room instead and lay her on the floor to change a dirty diaper. While I did not run out of wipes. And while I was not changing Morgan, she did not start peeing right there on the floor, because I didn't only bring in one diaper and what little wipes I had, instead of the entire bag. Why would I do that? So, I did not, no I didn't, take what part of the dirty diaper I could to wipe up and soak up the pee that was on the floor, while looking around and above me, to see if there were surveillance cameras watching this entire event take place. While I was not doing any of that, I also did not shake my head while looking up to look for spy cams, mumbling with my mouth at them "this is what you get for not having a changing table in your bathrooms, in a department story for CHILDREN."

Nope, that wasn't me. NOT ME!!!

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7 Personal Thoughts:

Courtney said...

AMEN, SISTER!!!! I loathe stores, restaurants, etc. that have bathrooms but try to save money by not putting changing tables in them!

Spy cam...you're flippin' hilarious.

Thanks for the giggle before beddy-bye... :)

Courtney

CIRCLE OF LIFE said...

ON MY WEAR DO I START I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHOCKS ME MORE THAT YOU DID A NOT ME OR THAT YOU HAD THESE IDSSUES OR THAT YOU MISTY RICE DID NOT TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS WHOLE EVENT . UM ALL TEH ABOVE YOU CRACK ME UP ALL THE TIME . GLAD YOU LOVE YOUR AWARD . I THOUGHT IT WAS SO THOUGHTFUL OF JENNIFER TO THINK OF LITTLE ME!!!

LETS GET TOGETHER SOON I NEED HELP WITH A BUTTON FOR MY BLOGGY AND WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD HELP ME OUT SINCE WELL YOU ARE SO GOOD WITH THIS STUFF I HAVE TRIED IT TWICE AND I'M GETTING LOST WITH THE DOWN SIZING OF MY PICTURES.
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I NEED THE MISTY FAST HELP . I'M VISIUAL PERSONE LIKE STEP ONE THIS STEP TWO THIS I LOVE TO SEE PICTURES ITS MAKES THER LITTLEST THINGS CLICK SO WHEN EVER YOU GET A CHANCE P[LEASE HELP A SISTER OUT!!!!

UMM DID YOU SEE I CHANGED MY HEADER DO YOU LIKE THAT PIC MICHELL LEE'S PHOTOGRAPHY TOOK IT!

LOVE YA GLAD TO SEE YOU HAPPY AGAIN !!

Wayne said...

Great not me monday, sounds like you and Morgan had a fun time lol I thought this blog was very funny

AbiRose said...

Hi!!
I came across your blog via Angie Smith's blog, and wanted to say hi!! Your family is gorgeous!! You can really tell through your pictures the deep love you all share!!
Hope your having a good monday!!
Love,
Abi
www.babyhomepages.net/jebbie
(I am updating my site from christmas, so check back soon!!)

Jane Anne said...

Great post! I did not laugh at your mishap. If I did, it is only because I can totally imagine that being me.

Robin said...

Hi there! I'm was just visiting. I see that we enjoy reading many of the same blogs. Your blog is adorable and so are your children. Thanks for letting me stop by and "Happy New Year!"

daniella said...

I'm rolling over, that's too funny! I did that once on a white leather ottoman in a Saks Fifth Ave. dressing room. I didn't care either, gotta do what you gotta do! Oh, it was a poopie explosive diaper too.

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