Thursday, March 19, 2009

You can't do that!

We all know how curious babies are. It's a given, and most of the time its just "SO CUTE".

However, there are times, in which you just want to put a chain on your child or lock them up in a cage just to be able to sit down and actually eat a full meal, that you actually got to taste while chewing it more than once before tossing in to the back of your throat. 

Although, it would probably spark some concern, and I would have the child social services at my door, if they heard of me putting a chain on my daughter or locking her in a cage.  I figured instead of all that drama, I would simply close doors off to other rooms in the house so to keep Morgan sort of located in one section of the house. This way she isn't drowning or drinking in the toilet water, she isn't shocking herself by putting lose cell phone power cords in her mouth, or climbing up on furniture to fall off of onto the hard marble floors.

When this happens, what does Morgan do? She does what any person rebelling would do. She pitches her life size fit, stands at the doors, screaming and crying, until she loses her balance and falls on her bottom. Then she gets even more upset, cries harder and when she sees me taking her picture of doing such actions, she comes and attacks me like I am the paparazzi or something.

Do you see this folks? You are my witnesses of the abuse I was getting by this 11 month old girl. She pulled my pants half down, she bit my leg and sunk her claws in my thighs.

But who ya gonna call? Grandma?







Wednesday, March 18, 2009

It's raining buckets here today.

So, what are two handsome boys like these two, supposed to do when stuck inside all day, with no lizards to chase, no sun to bathe in and no birds to make their ears twitch???

But off course..... 

Grab the remote and watch your favorite TV shows:
"America's Funniest Animals"

Or just find a nice cozy spot and relax, listening to the birds chirp on the XM Spa station.


Do these boys have it made or what?  

Can I get you two some Whisker Lickin's?  Maybe a little chicken & liver flavor? Or, how about shrimp and tuna?  Mmmmmm!!!

While I am at it here, and you guys take it easy, let me go scoop your litter, making it nice and fresh for your paws.  

Anything else I can do, besides bring your litter box and food to you, you just let me know, alright?


Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Today would have been baby Lukes birthday....

but instead his parent will visit his grave.  Please take a moment to pray for this hurting family.  Pray for continued peace and understanding in HIS plans for them. 

(click HERE to visit their site)

Monday, March 16, 2009

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!

Out little St. Patty's Day photo shoot.  
(click on a collage to zoom in)


Not Me, Monday!

Seriously folks?

Would you really believe me if I told you that is was not me that arrived to my son's baseball game, to have my 11 month old daughters diaper explode out and through her entire outfit?

No, that wasn't me.  

I did not only bring 1 diaper and wipes with me, and nothing else (no extra change of clothes, sunblock or diapers).  It was not my daughter that you saw in the men's room with not one, but two men (hubby and sons coach) doubling up as a team to get little girl out of pooped outfit without getting it in her hair. While I did not walk around to ask if other moms there had an extra outfit I could borrow.  Do you think they would want to let me borrow an outfit after seeing what just happened to my own daughters? 

It then was not me, in the women's bathroom, hand bathing my daughter in a very tiny sink with soap and cold water, to get that rancid smell off her back and bum.  It also was not my poor Butterfly sitting out on the ground, in what little shade there was, in only a diaper, knee pads and shoes.  

But it was my daughter that looked like the happiest kid at the game!!!  That other kid (the one in the picture) ..... poor child... so was not my child!!! 

While I was out taking photographs of the team the entire game, it was not my husband and daughter that fell asleep in a chair to not realize that the shade was no longer covering them. Causing my Butterfly to have come home with her first little sunburn.  It so was not me. 


PS:  Yes, a nice mom had her husband bring a dress for Morgan to wear so she didn't have to sit the entire game like this.  She was totally content being half naked though, and she also did fall asleep on daddy during the game, to have come home with a slight sunburn on her face and arms.  She isn't complaining though.  

Oh days like this ..... what can you do, but smile!!!! 
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